ONE DAY IN BRIGHTON...

Ah, the lure of the British seaside. Fish and chips on the pier, crazy golf, menacing seagulls, amusement arcades, asylum seekers, rain, sea you can't swim in and hardly any sandy beaches. That's what the south coast of Britain makes me think of. If we're talking Cornwall or Devon then it's cream teas, thermos flasks, sand in your sandwiches and picnics in the back of the Volvo estate because