BY THREE I CAN GET WHAT THEY MEAN...

one) When I was at school and had pages from Vogue and Elle plastered over my entire bedroom, I asked The Coolest Girl In School (who was awarded this title as her older brothers had both been in prison) if she read Vogue. Her response, which I've never forgotten was; "Nah, full of fackin' French adverts ain't it?"

two) I was showing a friend who doesn't read blogs, and whose interest in