TWELVE STEPS...

1. Have hair trimmed to lessen cavewoman/Medusa effect2. Reluctantly dye hair (au naturelle being invaded by white sprouters = depressing)3. Have a facial - (eh, grr, maybe, still undecided - do they even make a difference?)4. Have a pedicure at The Cowshed5. Stop eating wheat for a month6. Go somewhere to find sunshine/warmth asap (Italy) 7. Buy loads of flowers: ranunculus/tulips/peonies when