THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE...

*When your friend comes over, takes the book you're reading, (Irene Nemirovsky - Four Novels) removes the bookmark and squeezes the book shut; then flips to the last page and holds you down screaming as they read out the ending...*When you go to the cinema and your other friend happily agrees to watch possibly the most braindead, cheesy film made (from a fairly decent book) in recent times