WHAT I SAW ON THE WAY...

At an out of town shopping centre I saw a very thin, very orange young girl pushing a stroller. She wore a pink velour tracksuit with something embroidered on the back in gold swirly letters: Queen of something, I can't remember. She had tied her hoodie in a tight knot at the front so as to expose her midriff. Yesterday on the tube at about 11.30am I saw a young black man wearing a tuxedo and bow