HOW COULD I...

Forget about D.V.? She's been languishing on that crimson sofa for weeks, elaborately maquillaged and primed to hold forth. She is not going to be amused about this.

Of course I have been tirelessly searching through her memoirs for the answers all this time. Leave any more questions in the comments and nuggets of wisdom will be dispensed shortly - after I've been firmly berated from the