DSS...

DSS = Drunken Sale Shopping

or Department of Social Security = where I'll be headed next if I don't return one pair of these boots.




Insanely high clompy Alaias (resisting the obligatory quote from Clueless) which are comfortable when seated but need intensive training to learn how to walk in (like, as in, my walk = Bambi), make my legs look eighteen yards long and are probably the only Alaia