DVN...

When I am older and richer and perhaps a little bit wiser, I shall wear Dries Van Noten.

If one more person asks me why I'm not in Paris for fashion week...No I am not. I am clearly here, in London with an internet connection and roughly zero justification or funds to send myself to Paris for a week. But I know a lot of people who are, so have a good time and you'll tell me all about it, yes?